Your resume deserves a better roast.
RoastHire gives your resume sharp, recruiter-minded feedback in minutes—then turns the punchlines into three practical fixes worth making.
One upload. A fast read. No career-coach novella.
Sample roast
“You say ‘results-driven’ four times. Let's give the results a seat at the table.”
Built for the first upload
Honest feedback. Useful next steps.
No fake hiring claims
RoastHire is direct about what it can—and cannot—tell you from a resume.
Every roast has a point
The joke lands, then you get concrete edits to make before your next application.
Your resume stays yours
Upload for feedback, take the fixes, and get back to applying with more confidence.
How the roast works
A better application starts with a brutal read.
Not a generic checklist. Not a 20-page guide. Just the parts of your resume that are losing the plot—and how to tighten them.
01 — Drop in your resume
The read starts where recruiters start.
Upload your current resume and let RoastHire inspect the headline, bullets, buzzwords, missing proof, and places where your experience is doing too much talking and not enough showing.
02 — Get the roast
Savage, never vague.
You'll get an entertaining, recruiter-flavored read that names the issue instead of hiding behind “consider revising.”
03 — Make three fixes
Turn heat into momentum.
Leave with three specific improvements you can make now, plus a clear path to a fuller rewrite when you want one.
Worth sharing, useful keeping
A roast you can laugh at. Fixes you can use.
Share the line that got you, keep the action plan, and send a sharper resume into the next application.
Simple by design
Pick your level of constructive chaos.
Start with a roast for the cost of a coffee. When your resume needs more than feedback, move up to a full rewrite.
Quick Roast
$9
One resume, one sharp read, three fixes to make next.
- Recruiter-style roast
- Three concrete improvements
- Fast, shareable feedback
Full Rewrite
$29
The roast, plus a fuller rewrite path for the resume you actually want to send.
- Everything in Quick Roast
- Full resume rewrite
- Stronger accomplishment framing
Your next application deserves more than “looks good.”
Put your resume in the hot seat, find the weak spots, and leave with a stronger next draft.